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Watching this (and fearing broken ankles with each loop) I can’t helping thinking about that old quote Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did, except backwards and in high heels.

But no, if you watch closely you’ll see she doesn’t even step on the last chair. That means she had to trust that fucker to lift her gently to the ground while he was spinning down onto that chair. That takes major guts. I’d be pissing myself and fearing a broken neck if I were in her place. Kudos to her. 

I can’t stop watching this. 

(Source: ohrobbybaby)





Saytr Hoof Boots by Horseking

These would go really well with your horns!!!

I need ten please. Mostly to leave foot prints on the ceilings of my moms home.
Satan is real mother. Guess you’ll need a cleansing.

Wear them on the front lawn of someone you want to frame for devil-summoning!  (Note: We at For the Gothic Heroine do not endorse framing people for devil-summoning.)

(Source: rpdofficer)




my favorite college experience is when i had a 7am class and the kid next to me literally poured a monster energy drink into his coffee said “i’m going to die” and drank the whole thing

i knew a guy who brewed his instant coffee with monster instead of water. three cups in two hours. i think he ascended to the astral realm

the survivability of the human race never ceases to amaze me

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